| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Grandma Got Ran Over By a Rein | Dr. Elmo | 3:32 | |
| 2 | Grandma's Spending Christmas W | Dr. Elmo | 3:05 | |
| 3 | Christmas Won't Be the Same Wi | Dr. Elmo | 2:32 | |
| 4 | Grandma's Killer Fruitcake | Dr. Elmo | 2:31 | |
| 5 | Santa Ain't Comin' | Dr. Elmo | 3:54 | |
| 6 | Christmas Millionaire | Dr. Elmo | 2:44 | |
| 7 | Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants | Dr. Elmo | 3:18 | |
| 8 | Junk Bond Christmas Blues | Dr. Elmo | 3:12 | |
| 9 | Send Me a Wife for Christmas | Dr. Elmo | 3:05 | |
| 10 | Here's to the Lonely | Dr. Elmo | 3:43 | |
| 11 | Don't Make Me Play That Grandm | Dr. Elmo | 2:42 |
