| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Grandma Got Run Over By a Rein | Dr. Elmo | 3:31 | |
| 2 | Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants | Dr. Elmo | 3:15 | |
| 3 | Send Me a Wife for Christmas | Dr. Elmo | 3:01 | |
| 4 | Texas Chainsaw Christmas | Dr. Elmo | 3:32 | |
| 5 | Uncle Johnny's Glass Eye | Dr. Elmo | 4:02 | |
| 6 | Feels Like Christmas | Dr. Elmo | 2:50 | |
| 7 | Here's to the Lonely | Dr. Elmo | 3:39 | |
| 8 | Don't Make Me Play That Grandm | Dr. Elmo | 2:42 | |
| 9 | Grandma's Killer Fruitcake | Dr. Elmo | 2:25 | |
| 10 | Jingle Bells | Dr. Elmo | 2:50 |
