| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Drink to Have a Good Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:51 | |
| 2 | Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | |
| 3 | I Can Do Nothing Better Than Y | Doug Stanhope | 4:30 | |
| 4 | Farewell, Mother | Doug Stanhope | 10:17 | |
| 5 | Occupy Elsewhere | Doug Stanhope | 6:30 | |
| 6 | Incentive-Based Eugenics | Doug Stanhope | 4:53 | |
| 7 | Triage the Charity | Doug Stanhope | 2:25 | |
| 8 | 10k Fun Run for Nothing | Doug Stanhope | 4:43 | |
| 9 | 60 Inches of Aids on Any Given | Doug Stanhope | 10:28 | |
| 10 | I Am Gay | Doug Stanhope | 4:23 |
