| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old People | Chris Porter | 1:37 | |
| 2 | Engaged & Underaged | Chris Porter | 4:20 | |
| 3 | Finding the Cure | Chris Porter | 1:28 | |
| 4 | Airport McDonalds | Chris Porter | 1:04 | |
| 5 | Honking in Traffic | Chris Porter | 1:46 | |
| 6 | Running Out of Options/Nickelb | Chris Porter | 1:20 | |
| 7 | Axe Body Spray | Chris Porter | 3:19 | |
| 8 | Being a Single Guy | Chris Porter | 2:52 | |
| 9 | Crazy Girl Scars | Chris Porter | 1:45 | |
| 10 | Clubs Suck | Chris Porter | 1:05 | |
| 11 | Text Messaging | Chris Porter | 1:20 | |
| 12 | C**k Blocking | Chris Porter | 3:16 | |
| 13 | Female Connection | Chris Porter | 4:20 | |
| 14 | Religions/We're All Wrong | Chris Porter | 6:39 | |
| 15 | The Drugs I Do | Chris Porter | 1:41 | |
| 16 | Handjobs | Chris Porter | 3:16 | |
| 17 | Spotting | Chris Porter | 4:41 |
