| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Headline News | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:45 | |
| 2 | Bedrock Anthem | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:42 | |
| 3 | You Don't Love Me Anymore | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 4:01 | |
| 4 | Smells Like Nirvana | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:42 | |
| 5 | Achy Breaky Song | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:22 | |
| 6 | UHF (Single Version) | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:49 | |
| 7 | Money for Nothing / Beverly Hi | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:12 | |
| 8 | Jurassic Park | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:54 | |
| 9 | This Is the Life | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:05 | |
| 10 | Polka Your Eyes Out | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:50 | |
| 11 | Yoda | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:56 | |
| 12 | Christmas at Ground Zero | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:10 |
