| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Open/Intro | Dan Soder | 0:57 | |
| 2 | Smoking Is Cool | Dan Soder | 2:56 | |
| 3 | Weed Is Not a Drug | Dan Soder | 3:20 | |
| 4 | Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | |
| 5 | Legal Weed | Dan Soder | 2:13 | |
| 6 | Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | |
| 7 | Starbucks | Dan Soder | 1:08 | |
| 8 | Uber | Dan Soder | 1:13 | |
| 9 | Tank Top Confidence | Dan Soder | 0:58 | |
| 10 | Single Mom, Only Child | Dan Soder | 1:48 | |
| 11 | Dumb Deep Voice | Dan Soder | 1:26 | |
| 12 | Cell Phone in a Cab | Dan Soder | 1:36 | |
| 13 | Classifieds | Dan Soder | 1:21 | |
| 14 | Emo Satan | Dan Soder | 1:07 | |
| 15 | The Devil Goes Home Early | Dan Soder | 4:44 | |
| 16 | Single Now | Dan Soder | 3:56 | |
| 17 | Underdick | Dan Soder | 1:18 | |
| 18 | Sex in a Windowless Room | Dan Soder | 1:25 | |
| 19 | D in the P Type of Guy | Dan Soder | 2:56 | |
| 20 | Crushes | Dan Soder | 1:19 | |
| 21 | Fetishes | Dan Soder | 1:34 | |
| 22 | Call Your Dad | Dan Soder | 1:55 | |
| 23 | Grandpas on Steroids | Dan Soder | 1:16 | |
| 24 | 2011 Model | Dan Soder | 0:55 | |
| 25 | Cake Talk | Dan Soder | 3:03 | |
| 26 | I Shit My Pants | Dan Soder | 1:53 | |
| 27 | Real Life Assholes | Dan Soder | 1:27 | |
| 28 | Man vs Machine | Dan Soder | 2:31 | |
| 29 | Titty in Motion | Dan Soder | 1:48 | |
| 30 | Face-Cumming | Dan Soder | 2:36 |
