| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Poops & Probes | Jackie Martling | 6:55 | |
| 2 | Jammers & Geniuses | Jackie Martling | 2:55 | |
| 3 | Smooches & Stammers | Jackie Martling | 4:16 | |
| 4 | Munchers & Mares | Jackie Martling | 2:30 | |
| 5 | Nips & Necklaces | Jackie Martling | 3:23 | |
| 6 | Odors & Officers | Jackie Martling | 2:43 | |
| 7 | Eaters & Errors | Jackie Martling | 4:50 | |
| 8 | Contemplators & Calculators | Jackie Martling | 4:06 | |
| 9 | Abstainers & Architects | Jackie Martling | 2:56 | |
| 10 | Condiments & Compliments | Jackie Martling | 2:49 | |
| 11 | Barf & Breadwinners | Jackie Martling | 1:41 | |
| 12 | Humpers & Holders | Jackie Martling | 1:44 | |
| 13 | Clammers & Chubbies | Jackie Martling | 2:28 | |
| 14 | Turds & Trims | Jackie Martling | 2:06 | |
| 15 | Chasers & Cruisers | Jackie Martling | 1:59 | |
| 16 | Pullers & Puppets | Jackie Martling | 2:43 | |
| 17 | Gamblers & Grunters | Jackie Martling | 2:32 | |
| 18 | Pooches & Perverts | Jackie Martling | 2:39 | |
| 19 | Semen & Showmen | Jackie Martling | 2:23 | |
| 20 | Gigolos & Gourmets | Jackie Martling | 2:29 | |
| 21 | Pharmacists & Fishes | Jackie Martling | 0:55 | |
| 22 | Polin' the Colon | Jackie Martling | 6:51 | |
| 23 | Squirters & Soilers | Jackie Martling | 1:50 | |
| 24 | Siblings & Surprises | Jackie Martling | 2:33 | |
| 25 | Leches & Lures | Jackie Martling | 1:32 | |
| 26 | Tears & Trades | Jackie Martling | 4:33 |
