| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Elton John | Jim Gaffigan | 11:19 | |
| 2 | Recessive Genes | Jim Gaffigan | 1:08 | |
| 3 | Got Married | Jim Gaffigan | 4:39 | |
| 4 | Having My Baby | Jim Gaffigan | 4:08 | |
| 5 | Beautiful | Jim Gaffigan | 5:29 | |
| 6 | Midwest Thang | Jim Gaffigan | 4:01 | |
| 7 | Hooooot Pocket! | Jim Gaffigan | 5:12 | |
| 8 | Future Pope | Jim Gaffigan | 1:48 | |
| 9 | Slumberland | Jim Gaffigan | 7:55 | |
| 10 | Guy with the Red Umbrella | Jim Gaffigan | 2:55 | |
| 11 | Anti-Reading | Jim Gaffigan | 5:21 | |
| 12 | I'm a Manatee! | Jim Gaffigan | 4:21 | |
| 13 | Gravy Drinker | Jim Gaffigan | 5:29 |
