| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | You, Me and Steve | Garfunkel and Oates | 2:01 | |
| 2 | Weed Card | Garfunkel and Oates | 1:55 | |
| 3 | Pregnant Women Are Smug | Garfunkel and Oates | 2:24 | |
| 4 | Gay Boyfriend | Garfunkel and Oates | 2:56 | |
| 5 | F**k You | Garfunkel and Oates | 2:28 | |
| 6 | Sex with Ducks | Garfunkel and Oates | 1:58 | |
| 7 | This Party Took a Turn for the | Garfunkel and Oates | 3:53 | |
| 8 | One Night Stand | Garfunkel and Oates | 3:40 | |
| 9 | Places to Rest | Garfunkel and Oates | 2:33 |
