| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commencement Speech, Pt. 1 | John Waters | 4:36 | |
| 2 | Commencement Speech, Pt. 2 | John Waters | 4:21 | |
| 3 | Evil Nuns | John Waters | 0:43 | |
| 4 | Pot Trouble at NYU | John Waters | 1:24 | |
| 5 | Playing Hookie | John Waters | 0:36 | |
| 6 | Favorite Teacher | John Waters | 0:36 | |
| 7 | Failed Style | John Waters | 0:26 | |
| 8 | Bored to Death | John Waters | 0:35 | |
| 9 | Class Reunions | John Waters | 0:44 | |
| 10 | Advice for Teacher | John Waters | 0:13 | |
| 11 | B-Movie Education | John Waters | 0:44 | |
| 12 | John Waters Reform School | John Waters | 0:32 |
