| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | First Track of the 400 | Chris Turner | 2:53 | |
| 2 | Couplets & Mystery | Chris Turner | 5:29 | |
| 3 | "Great Racist Comedian" | Chris Turner | 5:06 | |
| 4 | Numismatists Are Tender Lovers | Chris Turner | 2:25 | |
| 5 | Ex-Girlfriend's Dad, Please Sk | Chris Turner | 5:05 | |
| 6 | Dental Trauma | Chris Turner | 4:54 | |
| 7 | Gender Confusion | Chris Turner | 4:45 | |
| 8 | Confetti | Chris Turner | 3:56 | |
| 9 | The Glass Is Half Empty, And I | Chris Turner | 3:59 | |
| 10 | More 'Aha' Than 'Haha' | Chris Turner | 2:22 | |
| 11 | M.C. Escher's Slinky | Chris Turner | 6:21 | |
| 12 | Pretty Fly | Chris Turner | 7:52 |
