| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Motel in Bethlehem | Dave Soldier | 1:38 | |
| 2 | Mistletoe is Poison | Dave Soldier | 1:37 | |
| 3 | Canonic Fantasy on All of the | Dave Soldier | 1:32 | |
| 4 | Vertigo in the Mall | Dave Soldier | 2:04 | |
| 5 | Sloshy Elves Careening Down th | Dave Soldier | 1:06 | |
| 6 | Pop the Snowmen in the Slayer' | Dave Soldier | 0:33 | |
| 7 | Yentl Claus | Dave Soldier | 1:06 | |
| 8 | Lost December in Memphis | Dave Soldier | 1:37 | |
| 9 | Cometh Thee Now O Holy Puppy | Dave Soldier | 1:05 |
