This is the story of a very angry man, A man who stumbled in to a ratty bar and saw a band called Spectra. Immediately upon witnessing the Funky blues played out right before my eyes I (very embarrassingly) Soiled my favorite par of Green shamrock underwear. Now i have to tell you that was most prized pair of underwear, It and I had a very long history (My first sexual encounter etc.), And rightfully so, I became very angry. Now you understand why I am angry, but I am not angry at Spectra, I am angry with my Bowels for not being able to Calm themselves while listening to such Dank Dope delicious Funk. -CB